I Love My Girlfriend - "You Know You Have Too Much Time on Your Hands When..."

Unfortunately, I have moved back home with the parents/roommates after just graduating. Right now, life sucks pretty fucking hard. I have a lot of time on my hands now that I'm home. I try to be productive and do random shit like wash my car just so I can call it a "productive" day. Let's recount my "productive" day:

-Woke up at 10:30, and yes, I consider that early.
-Ate Corn Pops
-Mom confronted me if I was a smoker, fucking great!
-Went upstairs to shower
-Met working friend downtown for lunch, Mexican was a good choice.
-Saw fat actor from one episode of Seinfeld. No, not Newman.
-Drove around aimlessly, checking out Nashville.
-Blasted two cigs on the way home.
-Stopped by public library to attempt to be productive.
-Checked out three books and two audio-CD books...we'll see how this goes.
-Arrived home, windows down, and aired out....because I don't smoke, of course.
-Watched one episode of Law & Order
-Actually did wash my car.
-Mom talked me into going to church on Wednesday...felt bad from lying about smoking.
-Sat in church, sang a couple good songs, thought about being rich in Vegas.
-Ate leftovers for dinner plus baked potato...better than McDonald's.
-Took a shit, now blogging, and found video of person who has more time on their hands than me...LITERALLY.