Well no fucking shit Pringles are potato chips! It took a higher court in Britain to make this earth-shattering new discovery. This was actually a big deal in Britain because they have a huge tax for all products that have "potatoness", which was an actual word used in court. So now, P&G owe $150 million in back-taxes and over $30 million more per year for their "potatoey" Pringles.
Now, for the depressing news...Our beloved Pringles are actually only about 40% potato with about 33% flour AND FAT!!! I've never heard of FAT as an acual ingredient but we should of known because why else would these chips be so good?! I don't even want to get into what the other 27% contains...
Either way, I would of told the courts to look at the actual fucking can of chips for the golden answer to their case. Now pay me millions, CASE CLOSED.
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