It is some what unfortunate but many people are turning to texting to make their late night hook-up dreams come true. What did people do in the 70's when they needed to make a light night booty call? Did they use land-lines? I'm just trying to imagine my house from college where I lived with six other dudes. What if we had to share one phone? I can already point out our friend who never get off the phone. He would have insane hands from just dialing the numbers 30+ times in one night. Either way since the economy is so bad I have had plenty of time to surf the web. And I stumbled across a very good website I think you all would enjoy.
Here were a few favorites:
-"Don't make out with my wife yet"
-"dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?"
-"i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude"
-"I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs."
-"My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry."
I could go forever.
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