Whenever people talk about certain times of the year it is usually always positive. For example, "I love Christmas time" or "Summer kicks ass". Since being graduated summer took a turn for the worse. While everybody is out at the pool getting drunk I am sitting at work thinking of ways to become rich without working. I thought summertime was depressing but I'm hear to tell you that "College is back in school time" really f**** sucks. Next year I will know not to get on facebook during this time of the year. For the past two weeks I have had to see status updates that basically read, "Mike is: partying my fucking balls off!" or "Christie is: getting wasted tonight and making bad decisions!" While lucky freshmen are learning the tricks of escaping the dorm halls I am crying myself to sleep.
*Top five things I miss the most about college*
1.) Dorm rooms; living within 2 seconds of 3,000 other people your own age. Enough said
2.) Themed parties; giving girls any excuse to dress skankalicious. ex) "golf pros and tennis hoes"
3.) Cafeteria food; as much as you want, anytime.
4.) Naps; they don't exist in the working world.
5.) Morning after lunch after a huge party where crazy shit happened; a priceless activity where friendships are built.
