Ok, here's the situation:
It's GameDay at the college football mecca of your choice.
You've been drinking for several hours.
The run-down of drinks have included, but not limited to, screwdrivers, beer, and bourbon.
You've played it smart and haven't "broken the seal".
You arrive at your seat in the stadium with minor injuries.
Right after you help belt out the National Anthem it hits you...
You've got to piss so bad it's like holding back Niagara Falls,
You've got to piss so bad that your left arm is starting to go numb,
You've got to piss soooooo bad that your almost willing to just piss yourself.
Well your in luck!
Go ahead and let the good times roll.
Why? Because YOU, my friend, remembered to wear your Stadium Pal!
(You definetly need to check the link before going any further)
Ok, I'm not even going to try to bash the product...it's too easy.
However, there is a part of me that knows I would wear this to a football game just once.
Why? A bet from a fraternity brother of course!
Free booze all day in exchange for wearing your Stadium Pal AKA catheter with piss bag attached to your calf.
The drinks keep flowing as long as you are....into your Stadium Pal, of course.
Bettor beware:
-Yes, your buddies can attempt to burst your piss bag.
-Yes, your buddies can tell everybody that come across.
-Yes, your buddies can try to expose your piss bag to anyone and everyone.
Let the games begin! Just be sure you get so drunk that you don't care about the above...
For a more poetic and descriptive understanding of the Stadium Buddy, I have attached a clip from the David Letterman show featering David Sedaris and his take on "man's best friend."
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