I Love My Girlfriend - "Top Google Searches - Why..."

Let's face it...Google knows EVERYTHING! Sometimes, it even knows what's on your mind even before you finish typing it out. With that being said, this is the first of many top Google searches that I'll cover. Not only will I question the intelligence of those who "Googled" these searches, but I'll even do the legwork and answer them. Here goes...

TOP GOOGLE SEARCHES: Why...


Why is the sky blue?

Ahhhh, the age old question when you were little. Surprisingly, this is probably the most legit question here.

If you were wondering...briefly...As light moves through the atmosphere, most colors pass through but blue is absorbed, radiated in different directions all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you and since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue.

OOOOOOOK, moving right along...

Why do men have nipples?

Haha, who are these people who really want to know so much that they Google it? Personally, I think it would look awkward as hell if men DIDN'T have nipples. Turns out this is somewhat interesting...mostly because I didn't know/never really thought about it/didn't care to know. However, dudes have nips because EVERYBODY has the 'X' gene. (XX=Chick XY=Dude) Soooo, since everybody gets a 'X' gene there are going to be some same features like nipples.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

These jokes f-ing suck. To get to the other side...NEXT.

Why do cats purr?

Unfortunately, it seems that there are MANY creepy cat ladies in the world that are curious. Some trashy website says that it's "original function of purring was to let a kitten to communicate with his mother that things are well"...wow. What exactly do they mean by 'original function' anyway? Either way, I still hate cats.

Why do men cheat?

Wow...lots of women seem to be crying their eyes out over the keyboard for this question! I'm not touching this one.

Why did Chris Brown (with/beat up/feat) Rihanna

Two out of the three don't make any f-ing sense as a question. However, apparently TONS of people want to know why the hell Chris Brown (insert improper grammar here) Rihanna. Nobody knows yet...just like I don't get why anybody cares.

Why do dogs eat poop?

Probably because you don't feed them enough you idiot! It's either that or that you fed them something really really good and they wanted another go-around with it!?

Why did I get married?

I was really worried about this one...turns out it's the title of a shitty Tyler Perry movie. Or at least that's what most of the results in the search are...