5th Year Senior- "Greatest Freak Out Ever"

Let's analyze this incredible video in chronological order:

-First, stop laughing, I know it's hard.
-Where does he muster up the vocal power to make those pterodactyl-like noises?
-While wrestling with his comforter, he pulls a David Blaine and makes his shirt disappear.
-He goes into the closet for approximately 1.5 seconds to blow off some steam.
-The Exorcist moves are stunning.
-There is a brief King Kong impression.
-At what point in an average person's freak out do they think, "I need to stick a remote up my ass"?
-After remote insertion, he begins to crash.
-Shoe to the head helps him accomplish this.
-A few more Exorcist movements capped off by a powerful left straight to the mattress.