StuffWhiteTrashPeopleLike Stuff White People Like
..Or Kind of Awesome. Either way I ran across this link while updating myself on "Stuff White People Like." Now many of you may not have heard about that webpage but it basically outlines different things that white people like and offer and explanation for each. It's pretty damn funny if you have the time to read it (which you do...) Either way the page I am talking about is; "Stuff White Trash People Like" (see link above).
One of my personal favorites:
#7- "Settlement Checks"-
'White people litigate. White trash people settle out of court.
At least once in each white trash person's life, his or her ship comes in. Be it a slip and fall at Wal-Mart or a food poisoning claim from Krystal, every white trash person in America will receive at least one large cash legal settlement. This payment is known in white trash circles as a "settlement check.'
There are not as many as "Stuff white people like"...but it is a working progress.
Props to folks over there for celebrating redneck culture.
At least once in each white trash person's life, his or her ship comes in. Be it a slip and fall at Wal-Mart or a food poisoning claim from Krystal, every white trash person in America will receive at least one large cash legal settlement. This payment is known in white trash circles as a "settlement check.'
There are not as many as "Stuff white people like"...but it is a working progress.
Props to folks over there for celebrating redneck culture.
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