
Every city has it's "liberal arts" associates school but I feel that Knoxville has won this years "education eyesore" award. Qualifications for the award include (but is not limited to):
1.) Joke
2.) Ridiculous website (PLEASE see below)
3.) Shitty campus. (should go w/o saying due to the location being in knoxville.)
4.) Terrible Logo---try to read picture carefully
5.) Student Body
**I have to note: good for these people and their attempt at gaining an education. I CANNOT RIP ON THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS. We all a dream, but one man's dream is anothers nightmare. Its one step closer to getting out of the gutter.
Here is some evidence supporting the qualifications for "KC" earning the award this year.
2.) Their website. For the love of pete...If they pay me $5.00 a month a will make them a better website. Enjoy...but don't plan on getting very far...most pages are blocked due to "privacy setting" a.k.a. not even enough money to make a page...unforgivable.
website: http://www.knoxvillecollege.edu/
3.) Shitty Campus: Due to technical difficulties I cannot upload the image...but I accidently thought their "activities building" was the campus building for planned parenthood.
4.) In case you cannot read in the picture the logo reads: Let there be light. ?? What? Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think Knox College has the credibility to rock that. Here are some other logos I would offer Knox college to use.
a.) "Knoxville College, Somebody owes you an apology." "Knoxville College, visit us @ wwww.ruinyourlife.com" "Knox College, sorry we don't have electricity" "Knox College, try not to cry when you wake up in the morning."
**Disclaimer: for any of you attending Knox College I am not trying to piss in your cherrios.
Who will win next year? Can Nashville College give them a run? Yea?!....not a chance.

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