Recent College Grad- "Throw Away Your Skateboard"

The simple fact of the matter is: skateboarding is for high school/middle shoolers and even then it is still pretty terrible. I can promise you that if you skateboard on campus 99.9% of the other students will consider you annoying and an overall tool-bag. Personally I can't help but automatically think, "Gosh you f-ing loser." Think about how in-convienant a skateboard actually is. #1) You have to carry it, which is probably worse than riding it....I can't think of many things more embarrasing...I think I would rather shit myself. #2) There is the chance that you will trip and injure yourself, which when doing so will make everyone else very happy, and leaves you with a bloody/bruised face. #3) imagine telling people that you got injured skateboarding. Here is how the dialogue would play out, "Yea so I got injured skateboarding, but it was EXTREME!" Your responder would: a) laugh at you, b) start telling everyone else how terrible you are, and c) probably never speak to you again. But who cares right! Wrong. One time I was sitting in class and through the window pane I could hear and see a crowd of miserable people skateboarding "for fun", quick side note: if you want to move fast/be extreme go skiing or ride a rollercoaster. The entire class was in laughter...at you. Little did these wanna-be losers know that they were being made fun of because of their "EXTREME!" attitude. Bottom-line, unless you are Tony Hawk and you gain capital for this ability, take up a new hobby. Trust me you're skateboarding park will soon be closed becuase the International House needs additional parking.