It was that time of the year. The time where the management trainee needs to go out and spend hard earned money on more work clothes. Personally I do not like spending my salary on clothes. My cash-flow goes to the following: food(man + dog) , adult beverages, gas, and lap dances for the big guy. So when I heard of the clothing sale named "economy pants, shirts, and more...we're here to help" I felt instant relief. I thought to myself "this is great, at least someone is helping out the little guy." My feeling of excitement quickly vanished when I saw how great the sale was. (refer to picture above). Don't worry I won't spend my dollar in one place, the double cheeseburger is no longer on the dollar menu.
When the counter attendant asked, "so did you find everything alright?" I responded with, "oh yea, and the sale kicked ass... Dollar off retail... If I had known that I would have brought my friends." She said "there is still time! The sale doesn't end till march 31st!" Moron
Sorry I didn't get to you before now.
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